Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Top 100 Metal Albums 25-1

25. Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman
There are few albums I have ever heard more than Diary of a Madman. Ozzy’s second solo album and in my opinion, the clear best album he ever made. Of course the credit is due to Randy Rhoads who did more for guitar playing in two albums than most folks do in a lifetime. The title track itself remains my favorite Ozzy song, and hell I might put it over any Sabbath song for that matter. Randy’s playing on “Over the Mountain”, “Believer”, and “Tonight” is the reason I have listened to this hundreds of times.


24. Opeth - Still Life
After Morningrise and My Arms, Your Hearse Opeth had more than proven they were at the forefront of extreme metal.  Still Life was where they seemed to achieve perfection.  Every element of their sound just seemed a bit better this time around.  The production was cleaner, the riffs heavier, the melodic passages were prettier, it was Opeth by numbers, but just better than it was before.  They started to embrace progressive rock more openly here while maintaining their black metal background.  In terms of their progression, they hadn’t even begun to peak.

23. In Flames - Whoracle
In Flames found their sound on The Jester Race, but for the follow up they decided to get a little heavier while keeping all the elements that worked on their previous success.  “Food for the Gods” and “Episode 666” might just be the band’s two best pure metal songs.  The latter includes one of the all time great breakdowns as well.  It wasn’t as revolutionary as Jester Race, it was simply a metal band delivering an album’s worth of near perfect melodic death metal, one song after another.  That isn’t to say they weren’t still about trying new things, and they offer a surprisingly wonderful sounding cover of Depeche Mode’s “Everything Counts”.

22. Agalloch - Ashes Against the Grain
Does one need multiple Agalloch albums on a greatest metal album list? Well I do. One could make a case for them as America’s single greatest black metal band, but their music seems so far beyond the limitations of the genre that I’m not sure it applies. With long folk passages, post-rock elements and a touch of the avant-garde they are uniquely their own thing. Like the album preceding and following it is one that seems to get better at each listen. I’ve always felt their music was made for cold weather and leafless trees, it is a beautiful journey whenever you hear it. There is enough “metal” on here to appease most fans, but few bands make better use of shifting tones and textures this side of Opeth.


21. Deafheaven - New Bermuda
New Bermuda doesn’t change the formula established on Sunbather, but in my opinion perfected it. Combining brutal black metal with shoegaze and long melodic pretty passages is some kind of hipster shit that felt right at home in San Francisco. I’d mock it if every element didn’t work perfectly. They are also probably the only metal band that can draw favorable comparisons to Red House Painters. New Bermuda feels heavier, tighter, and just overall better. It won’t have the same novelty as Sunbather but the more I listen to both the more this stands out.


20. Opeth - Ghost Reveries
When Ghost Reveries came out it was safe to say Opeth was the best metal band in the world.  They had proven themselves time and again to be the most consistent and innovative band around.  Somehow they just keep getting better, and depending on my particular mood I wouldn’t argue anyone saying this is their masterpiece.  They continued their path of embracing 70s prog over death metal, but there are still some brutal parts to this album.  The blueprint doesn’t change too much though, just more epic songs with heavy and acoustic passages randomly alternating.  Another in a long string of brilliant albums from a brilliant band.


19. Death - Human
While making the difficult decisions of which albums to cut from this list I naturally thought the easiest place would be to look at the artists with multiple entries. Naturally always being partial to Sound of Perseverance and Individual Thought Patterns I questioned whether Human would be essential as well. Silly me, not only was it essential, it is now my favorite Death album. For many this was their great leap forward. Nothing against Schuldiner’s first three albums, but Human upped the technical chops and saw the group venturing into brave new waters. It is also what a little bit of remastering can do for some early 90s death metal. For this album Chuck grabbed Paul Masvidal and Sean Reinert for the soon to be legendary in their own right Cynic, and had DiGiorgio on bass for the first of two albums.


18. Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Kill ‘em All helped to establish the definition of “thrash” but it took all of one year for Metallica to start branching out from that. Purists never forgave them for “Fade to Black” but the growth of their songwriting was monumental between albums. Kirk Hammett got to put some of his own stamp on the songs, gifting us some amazing solos on the title track and the aforementioned “Fade to Black”. Hetfield was still screeching his way through things, but his lyrics got exponentially better, particularly on “For Whom the Bell Tolls” and “Creeping Death”. An all time classic.


17. Iron Maiden - Powerslave
There’s good Maiden, and then there’s really good Maiden.  Powerslave most definitely falls into the second category.  “Aces High” remains the best opener Maiden ever had and it perfectly sets the tone for the rest of the album.  Murray and Smith are in perfect synchronicity here, as their harmonies are never better.  “Losfer Words (Big ‘Orra)” is one of their few genuine instrumentals, and it most certainly does not disappoint.  “Back in the Village” and “Flash of the Blade” feature two of their classic riffs, and well it goes on like that.  For many this is the crowning achievement for Maiden, the definitive lineup at their peak.  It’s hard to argue, considering this is everything you could ever want from a Maiden album.


16. Archspire - Bleed the Future
Since Bleed the Future has come out I’m not sure there is another album I have played more. Brutal, technical, and impressive as hell. It might have seemed like the bar on technical death metal was set decades ago, but Archspire somehow found a way to raise it. Hitting 300bpm and you can actually tell what the hell is happening. The runtime is also quite tight which helps the style not overstay its welcome. Hell we even get a shout out to the end of Alice Cooper’s “Killers”, what’s not to love? Bring back the fucking danger!


15. Baroness - Blue Record
Borrowing heavily from Mastodon’s love of the concept album, Baroness digs deep into 70s prog with their best album.  Full of surprisingly beautiful acoustic passages, complex riffs, and great guitar harmonies, this is an absolute essential. They would repeat the formula for similarly named albums after colors, but it was absolutely perfected here. One might argue they are a bit more rock than metal, but my list I get to decide eligibility.


14. Necrophagist - Epitaph
Was Necrophagist even real? They came around oh so briefly, re-wrote the textbook on tech-death and proceeded to fuck off for 20 years. There have been hundreds of rumors about a third album which would instantly become the Chinese Democracy of death metal. As great as Onset of Putrefaction was, Epitaph was twice as great. Muhammed SuiƧmez finally got himself a backing band, and what a band! Everything was remarkably tight, the musicianship was un-parelled and it also happened to be brutal as fuck. Every tech death band owed Necrophagist a great debt from the moment this album dropped. Legendary indeed.


13. Opeth - Watershed
I have spoken often about tossing a coin for a particular band’s best album.  I’m pretty sure I literally did just that with Watershed and Opeth.  All of Opeth’s albums from Morningrise to Watershed are phenomenal and list worthy (although Damnation is not metal in the slightest), but this was just a little better.  Most of their albums impressed me right away but about halfway through “Burden” which is about exactly halfway through this album I was convinced this was the best album Opeth ever made.  Keep in mind this was the first time hearing it, that's just a testament to how damn good the first four songs are on this album.  “Heir Apparent” shows that the band hadn’t completely forgotten their metal roots, but it’s clear throughout this album that they’re continuing to move in a different direction.  The out-of-nowhere funk breakdown in “The Lotus Eater” is a remarkable gamble that pays off spectacularly.  This is their most progressive rock flavored album but still features enough metal to keep their old fans happy. 


12. In Flames - The Jester Race
In Flames delivered two back to back masterpieces of Swedish death metal in the mid-90s and part of my ongoing debate was deciding which one I liked better.  Whoracle might be the heavier album, but I’m a man who is obsessed with sweet guitar harmonies, and this album is in a class all by itself.  I’m inclined to speculate this is what Boston might sound like if they were an extreme metal band.  They aren’t afraid to break from tradition and occasionally write in a major key as well.  This is on the short list of my favorite would-be death metal albums.


11. Maggot Twat - 8-Bit Apocalypse
Metal is full of bands that are regional heroes or obscure cult favorites. Rarely are any of those bands as deliberately hilarious as Maggot Twat. Aside from being the greatest live act in music history, they also had some great songs. “A Vampire Bit My Balls” is one of the all time greatest metal songs and the one I’m sure the fewest readers of this have heard of. Even the joke songs rule like “Hot Dogs President Bush”. The ridiculous lyrics would only be half the greatness if it wasn’t bursting with some of the sickest riffs ever recorded.


10. Agalloch - The Mantle
Folk black metal sounds like an odd combination, but I’m not entirely sure how else to describe Agalloch.  Their second album, The Mantle is nothing short of astonishing.  They seem to be a metal band almost begrudgingly, spitting out the occasional double bass and trem picked riff and gurgling barely audible vocals.  Then they let their acoustic and melodic passages dominate, playing some progressions for minutes at a time.  This album is hauntingly beautiful and needs to be heard by everyone. Admittedly I haven’t listened to The Mantle as much as Ashes and Marrow leading up to this list, but giving it one more spin it absolutely reaffirmed its place as my favorite album of theirs and shockingly enough in my top ten.


9. Iron Maiden - Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
There were only four albums Iron Maiden made with the Harris, Murray, Smith, Dickinson, and McBrain line-up.  Each is a masterpiece and all of them appear on this list.  In my opinion though they saved their best for last.  Seventh Son showed the band embracing their commercial side while improving on the occasional lazier moments from Somewhere in Time.  This is also about as prog-rock as they got, and surprise it was a bit of a concept album.  “Moonchild”, “Infinite Dreams”, and “The Prophecy” are among their most progressive and best helping to further the narrative.  If there was one complaint with Somewhere in Time it was that the band occasionally got lazy when it came to writing a chorus, such a problem doesn’t seem to exist here.  Maiden was the rare metal band that compels you to sing along.  This was the end of an era and the highwater mark for one of the all time great bands.

8. Rivers of Nihil - Where Owls Know My Name
The other album I have listened to more than any other since starting this project. In fact, Rivers of Nihil completely dominated my top songs played on Spotify last year thanks to how many times I played this album. First listen was like “hey this kinda sounds like BTBAM with an occasional saxophone”, but any good concept album gets better and better. At this point I’m fully convinced it is an all time masterpiece and it’s own very unique thing. A little like Agalloch and BTBAM they are just as comfortable dabbling outside of metal as within it. I wouldn’t point to “highlights” of the album because everything should be taken as one supremely perfect composition.


7. Opeth - Blackwater Park
Despite the fact that Blackwater Park was Opeth’s 5th album, it was the first one I ever heard.  By 2001, they were being called the most intelligent band in death metal, and this album is proof positive that praise was accurate.  Mikael Akerfeldt was really coming into his own after their previous three albums, and this saw him getting just a little more ambitious.  The title was taken from a very obscure early 70s progressive rock band and it seems like Akerfeldt is channeling the ghosts of those old obscure bands.  This is pretty much everything the band did well, featuring 8 songs that are all epics in their own right (with the exception of the short “Patterns in the Ivy”).  Every song seems to have its mosh pit worthy heaviness as well as slowed down acoustic passages , odd timings, bizarre eastern melodies, both clean singing and guttural growls.  Opeth is a band that tries to give you everything you could ever want in every song at once, and somehow it works.  They take their sweet time with their songs, letting grooves repeat and sink in, and they always seem to give their riffs the proper amount of attention.  Blackwater Park might very well be their masterpiece, but really they could do no wrong for many, many years.


6. Metallica - Master of Puppets
For many this is not just the definitive Metallica album but quite possibly the greatest metal album period. I can’t fault anyone for that opinion but I wouldn’t go quite that far. This was the final album with Cliff Burton who has multiple times to shine throughout. “Orion” remains the best of the Metallica instrumentals. The title track is still one of the band’s most iconic. Depending on who you ask Dave Mustaine might have even helped write “Leper Messiah”. Top to bottom this is as close to perfect as a metal album can get. “Damage Inc.” showed that although they were still thrash at heart, they weren’t like their contemporaries. Hetfield’s vocals also took a major leap forward, and Lars was almost a decent drummer.

5. Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power
I’ve had many a long debate about the second best Pantera album, but the argument for their masterpiece is an open and shut case.  Vulgar Display of Power was the band at their peak.  Phil Anselmo ditched his Rob Halford impression so present on Power Metal and Cowboys from Hell, adopting one of the leanest and meanest voices in metal.  Dime hadn’t yet become obsessed with his Digitech whammy pedal, and keeps his guitar largely out of the sludgy drop tunings he would favor on future albums.  Rex and Vinnie were just as tight as ever and remained the best rhythm section in metal.  All of that wouldn’t mean shit if this album didn’t feature killer songs.  “Mouth For War”, “Regular People (Conceit)”, “This Love” “A New Level”, “Hollow” I’ll just stop there before naming the entire album.  Not a wasted moment on this album and undoubtedly one of the best of its kind.


4. Metallica - ...And Justice for All
There’s a handful of albums on this list that I listened to enough in high school to last a lifetime. Despite completely burying their new bassist in the mix, Metallica made their greatest album with Justice. It was the farthest they would go into prog metal territory, but would also supply the commercial breakthrough that helped thrash metal go mainstream. Despite not hearing his playing, Newstead did contribute “Blackened” to the group which is possibly my second favorite Metallica song. Second only to “One” of course, the first video the band would make courtesy of Dalton Trumbo’s Johnny Get Your Gun. This was the culmination of the greatest run any metal band would ever have.


3. Between the Buried and Me - Colors
I first heard BTBAM after The Great Misdirect came out and was instantly a fan.  After all they had the type of chops Dream Theater had but somehow with more complicated arrangements.  I was told by a few people Colors was even better, and boy was it.  I must have listened to this album on repeat 50 times in a year and I became more and more convinced this is as good as metal could get.  This is what’s in my head when writing music, I just don’t have anywhere near the skills these guys do in pulling it off.  They take the concept album one step further by making the entire album flow like one continuous song.  Every song goes into the next, including changing tracks in mid-drum fill.  Their shifting dynamics are incredible, the riffs are insanely complex, and they even find time for a good old fashioned hoe-down midway through the album.  Colors is simply an astonishing album and one of the most perfectly realized start to finish albums ever made.  There are no words to describe just how great the end of “White Walls” is, so I just suggest you listen to it and get back to me.


2. At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul
The greatest death metal album of all time is simply Slaughter of the Soul.  At the Gates spent several years developing their sound, but it wasn’t until the EP Terminal Spirit Disease that they arrived at their peak.  Slaughter of the Soul was the continuation of that, and it is the most consistent death metal album ever recorded.  Nearly every riff is memorable and the Bjorler brothers were never better as songwriters.  Tomas Lindberg screams every line of this album like he’s habitually shredding his vocal chords.  There are two instrumental interludes that help break up the album, but otherwise this is just relentless metal at its best.  ATG was instrumental in bringing a more melodic sense to death metal, but they don’t indulge in the type of guitar harmonies fellow countrymen In Flames used.  Instead it’s just catchy riff after catchy riff, giving something to appreciate to the most hardcore metal snob to a noob just discovering the genre. 

1. Megadeth - Rust in Peace
The greatest metal album ever recorded is a title I long ago bestowed upon Megadeth’s Rust in Peace and one I don’t anticipate changing.  It was recorded during a brief period of sobriety for Mustaine and was the first to feature new members Nick Menza and Marty Friedman.  They helped establish what would become the best known and remembered lineup and their presence is felt immediately on “Holy Wars . . . The Punishment Due” which could very well be the best metal song ever recorded.  Rather than just a collection of head banging classics, this album was designed to show off Friedman’s talents and it is a shredding album through and through.  “Hangar 18” has him and Mustaine trading off face-melting solos, but the highlight has to be “Tornado of Souls”.  This album is just crammed with memorable riff after memorable riff.  Mustaine also makes a case for himself as one of metal’s best lyricists, and this is where his later obsessions with government conspiracies, anti-militarism, and totalitarian states start to take shape.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Top 100 Metal Albums 50-26

50. Emperor - IX Equilibrium
Emperor had already proven themselves the most musically adventurous of the original Norwegian black metal bands, Equilibrium is where they proved themselves the very best. As much as I love Anthems, its production felt like a muddy mess at times. Considering how complex some of their songs are, they were mercifully blessed with a much more powerful and clear sound on their follow up. There is no Emperor song better than “Curse You All Men!”, and it quickly establishes the tone here. A few genuine breakdowns exist but this is just balls to the wall brutality. Both Ihsahn and Samoth at times feeling like they’re playing completely different songs while Trym murders his drum kit. Most people won’t agree with me but it has always been my favorite Emperor album.

49. Judas Priest - Painkiller
Scott Travis offers the greatest drum intro in metal history to open this album, and just like that Judas Priest never sounded better.  After years of floundering, and a rather mediocre drummer who shares a name with me, they got themselves a new image, and fully embraced the metal side of their music, delivering the heaviest and by far best album of their careers. They put to rest any doubt whether they were a metal band or not. Forever leaving behind the chase for the pop charts.


48. Death - Individual Thought Patterns
Picking up where Human left off, Chuck Schuldiner delivered what I believe to be one of Death’s best and tightest albums.  Featuring King Diamond guitarist Andy LaRocque, the guitar harmonies are in a world of their own.  Steve Di Giorgio and his sweet fretless bass added a unique sound to the band for the second straight album. Doesn’t hurt that the album also features Death’s best song, “Trapped in a Corner”. Hell they even got featured on Beavis and Butthead, which is pretty mainstream by death metal standards.


47. Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction
Rust in Peace was undoubtedly a masterpiece in metal, and Megadeth once again followed the lead of their rivals Metallica in streamlining their sound on their next album.  Countdown showed Dave Mustaine arguably at his best as a songwriter, as opposed to riff writer and shredder extraordinaire.  He might not have topped his old band in sales, but for my money the songs here have held up much better.  Who knew Megadeth would provide arguably the greatest metal karaoke song ever with “Sweating Bullets”?


46. System of a Down - Toxicity
Look no further kids, this is the closest thing to nu metal on this list. During those dark days of mainstream metal so much terrible music got popular. However in 2001 a group of odd Armenian-Americans broke through in a huge way with “Chop Suey”. I went to Ozzfest in 1999 and had one hell of a miserable time.  The second band who played was System of a Down and in between nearly every act a video for their song “Sugar” was playing.  I must have heard that song 5 times that day and decided “fuck this band”.  So a couple of years later when “Chop Suey” came around I thought this might be a step in the right direction.  I had a friend at the time that played that song a hell of a lot, enough to convince me maybe I was wrong about this band, or at the very least maybe their new album was a bit more refined.  Like a few million other people I bought Toxicity and haven’t regretted it since.  This album is all over the place, and they seem just as comfortable discussing social issues as absurd songs about pogo sticks.  Unlike a lot of self-important metal bands writing songs about Satan and other such nonsense, System of a Down actually seemed like a band with something to say.  The dynamic duo of Malakian and Tankain were so far removed from the rest of the metal world that a few shortsighted critics started calling the band “Armenian Metal”.  They may have refined some of their more melodic moments on Hypnotize/Mezmerize but there is plenty of brilliant songwriting here.  My personal favorite remains “Atwa”, but you can’t go wrong with the title track, “Science”, “Needles”, “Aerials”, hell the whole damn album.After a couple decades have passed and System themselves self imploded, Toxicity has distanced itself from the Coal Chambers, Static-X’s, and Fred Durst led shit.

45. Isis - Oceanic
Here we have the most unfortunately named metal band on this list. It’s not easy to pull off what Isis does on Oceanic.  It’s full of long, slow, heavy yet hypnotic songs that are heavy on ambiance and indifferent to hooks yet still damn satisfying. A concept album of sorts about incest, suicide, and of course water it is a journey to be sure. Taking what Neurosis started and improving upon it greatly, Isis became the definitive post-metal band.


44. Vehemence - Helping the World to See
Hard to think of any metal bands that are as shockingly unsung as Vehemence. They never toured, and rarely put out new music, I still don't exactly know how I even heard of them. God Was Created set up everything that would be refined here. Few bands at the time were willing to balance brutal death metal with the more melodic side. It remains a personal favorite and definitely takes me back to a simpler time in my life. “By Your Bedside” and “Kill for God” are among the finest opening tracks in metal history. Luckily the rest is more than up to the task of following.


43. Animals as Leaders - Animals as Leaders
Tosin Abasi could very well be the most talented guitarist alive right now, and this album can more than back up that claim.  This is metal in the loosest sense of the term, an all instrumental album that owes more to jazz than Sabbath.  Plenty of odd timings, complicated arrangements, and often beautiful melodies.  One of the best instrumental albums you’re likely to hear. A wonderful gateway for the folks who are put off by extreme metal vocals.

42. Mastodon - Leviathan
A concept album about Moby Dick set to some of the most over the top drumming this side of Terry Bozzio.  This was Mastodon’s first great album and established them as a major and unique force in metal. Multiple vocalists, insane drumming, killer riffs, everything you could want. “Blood and Thunder” is about a good an opening track in metal history, and by the end of that track you know they are light years beyond Remission.


41. Agalloch - Marrow of the Spirit
Some albums take me a while to get to. For reasons I can’t explain it took me a full decade to realize Marrow of the Spirit came out. I was excited to hear they had a new album coming, then proceeded to forget everything about it while playing the Mantle on repeat. Well I was dumb because after one listen I realized Agalloch had another masterpiece in their catalog. After a nice peaceful cello number to start things off, “Into the Painted Grey” shows that yes these guys are still a metal band. The rest of the album is another solid collection of epics with blast beats, pretty passages, and even more cello.


40. Septicflesh - The Great Mass
I wouldn’t say that combining an orchestra and death metal are a Greek thing, but Rotting Christ and Septicflesh sure seem to have perfected it. In fact the marriage of brutally heavy music and the full symphonic treatment was probably never better than on The Great Mass. Septicflesh had been around for a full 20 years before unleashing this monster of an album, which seemed to signal they were on hallowed ground before “The Vampire From Nazareth” ends. It largely picks up where Communion left off, with a full orchestra and 32 person choir courtesy of the Prague philharmonic. Pummeling, grand, and epic it is simply magnificent.

39. Lamb of God - Ashes of the Wake
While working at Kuma’s many a discussion of the best metal album and band took place. One such cook said Lamb of God was his favorite metal band, and Ashes their best album. The Virginia unit was truly hitting their stride after As the Palaces Burn, even appearing on a major label. Producer Machine helped usher in possibly the best drum sound on any metal album (which would be duplicated on Sacrament). The riffs are outstanding and Randy Blythe helps make a case for the best metal vocalist since Phil Anselmo, even if he has 1/10 of the range.


38. Iron Maiden - Somewhere in Time
In the 80s, Iron Maiden could scarcely do any wrong.  The one perhaps logical complaint they suffered was that by 1986 it was largely Maiden by numbers.  Adrian Smith seems to have temporarily supplanted Steve Harris as the bands best writer here, particularly with the single “Wasted Years”.  Unlike Judas Priest who disastrously tried to incorporate synths into their sound on that same year’s Turbo, Maiden chose to use the keyboards more for texture and atmosphere, still relying on guitar, bass, and drums.  This is the first Maiden album I ever heard and for that reason it holds extra significance for me, but I don’t think Maiden ever embraced their guitar harmonies more fully.  Smith and Murray are perfectly in sync here and they help to elevate often embarrassing choruses and lyrics with their stellar interplay. 


37. Testament - The Gathering
It’s odd that a metal band will steadily produce albums for 13 years before inexplicably knocking one out of the park like Testament did with The Gathering.  Former Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo was recruited and he makes his pummeling presence felt immediately on “D.N.R.” and “Legions of the Dead”, easily the two best songs Testament ever recorded. The resurgence would be short lived, but The Gathering deserves to go down as their finest hour.


36. Arch Enemy - Wages of Sin
Arch Enemy was hardly a new band when they released Wages of Sin, but it was their first with new female vocalist Angela Gossow.  This simple addition injected new life into what was in all honesty a pretty pedestrian and forgettable death metal band.  This is some of the catchiest death metal of the decade, led by Gossow’s blood curdling vocals and the superior shredding of Mike Ammott.  Along with his brother Chris, the Ammott boys are at their peak as songwriters, delivering classic after classic.  This album is unrelenting, thanks in part to Daniel Erlandsson’s drumming. 


35. Slayer - Reign in Blood
Every metal head on the planet owns this album, has heard it about a 100 times, and recognizes that although it might not be their favorite, it is certainly their most iconic and important.  After a couple of under-produced and primitive albums for Metal Blade the band signed with Rick Rubin’s new American record label where they finally matched their music to production values.  The result is a heavy album with some meat to it.  The drums are booming, and Dave Lombardo quickly earns his title as thrash metal’s best.  Tom Arraya’s lyrics are brutal, and he seems determined to sing at the tempo of the music which only adds to the chaotic energy of the album.  The whole thing is so short and fast that it doesn’t feel like there’s a wasted moment on here.  The only songs over 3 and half minutes are “Angel of Death” and “Raining Blood” which you may recognize as quite possibly the two best metal songs ever written.  The late Jeff Hanneman did the bulk of the writing here and it’s pure metal perfection.  It’s easy to look past this album for heavier, faster, more brutal, etc. but no thrash band ever put it together quite this perfectly before and probably since.


34. Panopticon - Kentucky
This shouldn’t work. A one man band, Austin Lunn decided to make a bluegrass black metal album about coal miners in Kentucky. Full of multiple hoe-downs giving way to blast beats and mining tunes it is something that needs to be heard to be believed. “Bernheim Forest in Spring” could very easily be the oddest opening track on any metal album. Fear not, when the banjos stop, the blast beats begin for the 10 minute “Bodies Under the Falls”. The whole album bounces back and forth between the bluegrass and black metal combo with increasingly more fusion. Just simply brilliant stuff.


33. Rotting Christ - Sanctus Diavolos
This might be the most evil sounding album ever recorded.  Greece’s appropriately named Rotting Christ did themselves one better with this superb collection of symphonic black metal, complete with Latin choirs. This was their 8th album, and would solidify their sound for the future. Lyrically it is well trodden blasphemy, but when the riffs are as sick as “Athanati Este” who can resist?


32. Machine Head - The Blackening
Full of ten minute songs, killer thrash riffs, and a ton of shredding, this album seemed tailor made for me.  The Oakland natives beat you over the head with one of the most over the top metal albums of the 2000s. Every song is a highlight but if you aren’t on board by “Clenching the Fists of Descent” The Blackening will be a long listen for you.

31. Arcturus - The Sham Mirrors
This is easily one of the strangest “metal” albums ever made.  Full of heavy guitars, pounding Hellhammer double-bass drumming, but with clean vocals and long piano driven instrumental passages.  Even among Arcturus albums nothing sounds quite like this and if you’re not hooked by “Kinetic” then this album might be lost on you, but it’s more than worth seeking out.


30. Behemoth - The Satanist
After 10 albums, Polish blasphemers Behemoth topped themselves with The Satanist. There are few bands I’ve listened to more in the last several years than Behemoth, and this album is easily their best. Nergal is in fine form and the band are the sonic equivalent of the fires of hell. To be fair it is nothing new from the band, but it was fair to wonder how their sound would be after 5 long years since Evangelion (which was probably their best album to that point).


29. Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
Sabbath picked up right where they left off on Paranoid for their third and best album.  Take your pick, “Sweet Leaf”, “Children of the Grave”, “Lord of This World”, and “Into the Void” are all among the best things Iommi and company ever came up with.  There are no shortage of classic riffs and songs from a band who was still sort of inventing it as they went along. After birthing all of heavy metal and laying the groundwork for doom metal, “Sweet Leaf” would be the definitive calling card for the yet to emerge stoner metal subgenre.


28. Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys Part 1
The roots of power metal can probably be traced back to the 70s, but it crystallized when Helloween made Keeper of the Seven Keys. Even for the biggest naysayers of the subgenre, it was hard to deny how awesome this album was. These Germans touched on all the trademarks. Sweet harmonies, soaring vocals, lots of nonsense about dragons and wizards. Kai Hansen would soon depart to form the also excellent Gamma Ray, but his songwriting is all over this. The Priest and Iron Maiden influence is definitely there, but Helloween dialed that up to another level, blazing their own trail.


27. Mercyful Fate - Melissa
There are a few bands you can probably flip a coin for to pick their best album. Mercyful Fate were definitely one of them. Numerous albums on this list are meant to stand in for two or more, but these first two are so damn good I couldn’t pick just one. My preference to Melissa is due in part to the things some people complain about, so much instrumental wanking. Before the genre was quite defined, Mercyful Fate was laying the groundwork for prog-metal. If King Diamond wasn’t so obsessed with the occult and Satan you could make an argument they also helped lay the foundation for power metal as well. Influence aside, “Curse of the Pharaohs”, “Into the Coven”, “Satan’s Fall” and the title track were just some of the many highlights.

26. Mastodon - Crack the Skye
Crack the Skye was the first Mastodon album I heard and it didn’t take me long to get converted.  Almost completely abandoning the metal vocals of their previous albums, this fully embraced the progressive rock tendencies already apparent on Blood Mountain and Leviathan.  This time around they focus the album on Czarist Russia, with seven of their absolute best tracks.